07
The Crawl ![](uparrow.GIF) |
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07 The
Crawl ![](uparrow.GIF) |
It takes
the pain away
but
could not make you stay
it's
way too broke to fix
no
glue, no bag of tricks
Lay
me down, the lie will unfurl
lay
me down to crawl.
Your
smile would make me sneeze
when
we were Siamese
Amazing
grace in here
I'd
pay to have you near.
Lay
me down, the lie will unfurl
lay
me down to crawl.
Don't
go and lose your face
at
some stranger's place
and
don't forget to breathe
and
pay before you leave
Lay
me down, the lie will unfurl
lay
me down to crawl.
Lay
me down, the lie will unfurl
lay
me down to crawl.
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08
Every You Every Me ![](uparrow.GIF) |
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08 Every
You Every Me ![](uparrow.GIF) |
Sucker
love is heaven sent.
You
pucker up, our passion's spent.
My
hearts a tart, your body's rent.
My
body's broken, yours is bent.
Carve
your name into my arm.
Instead
of stressed, I lie here charmed.
Cuz
there's nothing else to do,
Every
me and every you.
Sucker
love, a box I choose.
No
other box I choose to use.
Another
love I would abuse,
No
circumstances could excuse.
In
the shape of things to come.
Too
much poison come undone.
Cuz
there's nothing else to do,
Every
me and every you.
Every
me and every you,
Every
Me...he
Sucker
love is known to swing.
Prone
to cling and waste these things.
Pucker
up for heavens sake.
There's
never been so much at stake.
I
serve my head up on a plate.
It's
only comfort, calling late.
Cuz
there's nothing else to do,
Every
me and every you.
Every
me and every you,
Every
Me...he
Every
me and every you,
Every
Me...he
Like
the naked leads the blind.
I
know I'm selfish, I'm unkind.
Sucker
love I always find,
Someone
to bruise and leave behind.
All
alone in space and time.
There's
nothing here but what here's mine.
Something
borrowed, something blue.
Every
me and every you.
Every
me and every you,
Every
Me...he
Every
me and every you,
Every
Me...he (x4) |
09
My Sweet Prince ![](uparrow.GIF) |
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09 My
Sweet Prince ![](uparrow.GIF) |
Never
thought you'd make me perspire.
Never
thought I'd do you the same.
Never
thought I'd fill with desire.
Never
thought I'd feel so ashamed.
Me
and the dragon can chase all the pain away.
So
before I end my day, remember..
My
sweet prince, you are the one
My
sweet prince
you
are the one
Never
thought I'd have to retire
Never
thought I'd have to abstain
Never
thought all this could backfire
Close
up the hole in my vain
Me
and my valuable friend
can
fix all the pain away
So
before I end my day
remember
My
sweet prince
you
are the one
My
sweet prince
you
are the one
you
are the one
you
are the one
you
are the one
you
are the one
Never
thought I'd get any higher
Never
thought you'd fuck with my brain
Never
thought all this could expire
Never
thought you'd go break the chain
Me
and you baby,
still
flush all the pain away
So
before I end my day
remember
My
sweet prince
you
are the one
My
sweet prince
you
are the one
you
are the one
you
are the one
you
are the one
you
are the one
you
are the one
you
are the one
you
are the one
you
are the one
My
sweet prince
My
sweet prince |
10
Summer's Gone ![](uparrow.GIF) |
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10
Summer's Gone ![](uparrow.GIF) |
Cue to
your face so forsaken
Crushed
by the way that you cry
Cue
to your face so forsaken
What
a surprise
You
try to break the mould
before
you get too old
you
try to break the mould
before
you die
Cue
to your heart that is racing
stung
by the look in your eye
Cue
to your heart that is racing
What
a surprise
you
try to break the mould
before
you get too old
you
try to break the mould
before
you die
Cue
your face so forsaken
crushed
by the way that you cry
Cue
your face so forsaken
Say
goodbye
<monologue>
Sing
for your lover
Like
blood from a stone
Sing
for your lover
Who's
waiting at home
If
you sing when youre high
And
you're dry as a bone
Then
you must realise
That
you're never alone
And
you'll sing with the dead instead
You
try and break the mould,
before
you get too old
you
try and break the mould,
before
you die
<monologue>
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11
Scared of Girls ![](uparrow.GIF) |
"It's
an investigation into
male heterosexual
promiscuity. Do male
flirts do it because they
really love women or
actually because they're
actually scared with
women and themselves.
I'd say that they are
scared of girls" |
11
Scared of Girls ![](uparrow.GIF) |
An introverted
kinda soul,
The
earth did open,
swallow
whole,
Careenin',
Careenin',
Careenin',
Careenin',
Her
next of kin who lived in sin,
was
asking god to let her in,
Careenin',
Careenin',
Careenin',
Careenin',
I'm
a man, a liar,
Guaranteed
in your bed,
I
gotta place it on the rack,
got
a place inside it,
got
a place inside it,
got
a place inside it,
An
extroverted kinda girl,
did
tour the world with MC5,
Careenin',
Careenin',
Careenin',
Careenin',
Her
younger sister, had a blister
where
I kissed her on her thigh
Careenin',
Careenin',
Careenin',
Careenin',
I'm
a man a liar
Guaranteed
in your bed,
I
gotta place it on the rack,
got
a place inside it,
I'm
a man a liar
Guaranteed
in your bed,
I
gotta place it on the rack,
got
a place inside it,
got
a place inside it,
got
a place inside it,
I'm
a man a liar
Get
into your bed,
I
gotta place it on the rack,
got
a place inside it,
I'm
a man a liar
Guaranteed
in your bed,
I
gotta place it on the rack,
I
got a place inside it,
I'm
a man a liar
Guaranteed
in your bed,
I
gotta place it on the rack,
got
a place inside it,
got
a place inside it,
got
a place inside it,
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12
Burger Queen ![](uparrow.GIF) |
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12
Burger Queen ![](uparrow.GIF) |
Slightly
bemused by his lack of direction
Hey
You, Hey You
Came
to this world by caesarean section
Hey
You, Hey You
Chooses
his clothes to match his pallid complexion
Hey
You, Hey You
Now
it takes him all day just to get an erection
Hey
You,
Things
aren't what they seem.
Makes
no sense at all
Things
aren't what they seem.
Makes
no sense at all
Goes
out to cruise and to meet his connection
Hey
You, Hey You
He
never scores he just gets an infection
Hey
You, Hey You
Dreams
of a place with a better selection
Hey
You, Hey You
Still
it takes him all day just to get an erection
Hey
You,
Things
aren't what they seem
Makes
no sense at all,
Things
aren't what they seem
Makes
no sense at all,
Things
aren't what they seem
Makes
no sense at all,
Things
aren't what they seem
Makes
no sense at all,
Luxemburger
Queen,
He's
a Burger Queen.
Slightly
bemused by the total rejection,
Hey
You, Hey You,
Came
to this world by caesarean section,
Hey
You, Hey You,
Dreams
of a place with a better selection,
Hey
You, Hey You,
Dreams
of a face that is pure as perfection,
Hey
you,
Things
aren't what they seem,
Luxemburger
Queen,
Luxemburger
Queen,
Luxemburger
Queen,
He's
a Burger Queen
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*
Evil Dildo ![](uparrow.GIF) |
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* Evil Dildo ![](uparrow.GIF) |
The voices
you hear on Evil Dildo were taken from Brian's answer machine...
Hey
motherf***ker, I'm after you. I know where you live.
I
will f**k you up the ass and I will sneak into your room and cut your cock
off
and
stuff it in my mouth and chew it up with my little teeth.
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